(Source: twitter.com, via jwcartoonist)
A consensus has been made. I can only draw things either cute or smug/evil. There is no in-between.
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
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A super probably(?) dead opossum
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Psychic: *reads my mind*
My mind:
Psychic, as though possessed: “Fullmetal Alchemist”
Me, in a slightly different tone: “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”
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