Silver Tongue

Dec 03

this card is legal in commander so i played it and i chose “fuck” and i managed to deal 30 damage to one of the players so far

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techtonicactivity:

spintowin:
she’s out there making owl noises
who

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terror-billie:

ernmark:
I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting
Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–
Player: Is it a girl in a box?
NPC: …What?
Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.
Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.
First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?
NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…
First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

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atissi:

@floralmarsupial hnnnngnkdgdfg sorry this is like TWO DAYS LATE

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thelazyestanon:

silver-tongues-blog:
thelazyestanon:
kleptotello:
Accurate,
wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?
bad writing
Ah! But you admit that you read it! The langst community is growing stronger.

no. i had to look up what it means. if you have to kill off a character for the sake of creating angst then thats just poor writing.

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thelazyestanon:

kleptotello:
Accurate,
wHAT DO YOU THINK LANGST IS THEN?!?!?

bad writing

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kleptotello:

Accurate,

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sunroxy:

thank you roxy lalonde for saving my stupid gay ass

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