Silver Tongue

Sep 19

vjce:
deadgirlwalking:
short story: technology…… bad
every english teacher ever: hholy shit…. oh my god??? oh my fuckingf. literary masterpiece oh my GOD
short story: *contains fog*
every english teacher ever: it means CONFUSION…. ugh his mind!! fucking symbols,,,I wouldn’t expect your tiny pea size brains to underst
short story: “the sky was black”
English teachers: bLACK MEANS D E A T H. EVEN THOUGH THE MAIN PROTAGONIST WONT DIE IN THE STORY, ITS FORESHADOWING DEATH!

shortstory: has snow
english teachers: SNOW MEANS MOURNING. EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT EXPLICITLY STATED OR GIVEN ANY REASON TO, THIS SYMBOLIZES THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS MOURNING.

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sifuavatartrash:

petermaximoff:
owedbetter:
scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak

okay but if they do get approved all the way to book 3 and have an ember island episode, it would be a hilarious casting gag to have her play the ember island player

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twerkyvulture:

oh my god… had a dream last nite that i was in the toy aisle at walmart and somebody asked me “okay real talk which Bionicle would you date” and i thought for a sec and then fucking said “oh probably Toa Onua cause he got them big claws for booty grabbin”

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Anonymous asked: ✍ The avengers

superdumptruck64:

yeah ok

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Astronaut tweets

catchymemes:

OH MY GOD WE’RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT DICE

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jeelibeeli:

<3

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unpretty:

unpretty:
while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

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chefpyro:

this are the two most hawkeye panels i’ve ever seen

campbell-duo:

peoplegettingreallymadatgay:
@chefpyro

get an eyepatch and facial scars. then be absolutely tired all the time because you have to deal with the stupid shit the world throws at you. working retail can help you achieve the look

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