The party narrowly escapes getting their asses handed to them by a Voidharrow infected dragon through teleportation and rest for the night. They soon hatch a plan to get Bags of Holding and suicide bomb the worm into the Astral Plane, saving a kingdom from it’s clutches.
After the most epic and successfully executed S.W.A.T. based infiltration ever brings the party to face to face with the dragon a second time, this happens:
DM (me): After rolling intitiative, “Okay, you guys get the drop on the dragon, which means surprise round! Warlock, what do you do?”
Warlock: “I prepare an action to stuff a Bag of Holding into the otherBag of Holdingas soon as I’m next to the beast.”
DM: “Okay. Paladin, what do you do?”
Paladin: “I prepare an action to use my Helm of Teleportationto teleport both the warlock and myself next to the dragon as soon as it is distracted. so that he can stuff his Bag of Holding into his otherBag of Holding.”
DM: “Gotcha. Rogue, what about you?”
Rogue: “I run around the room, using my cunning action to dash even further away from the party before pulling out my crossbow and shooting the dragon in the eye, distracting it so that the paladin can teleport both herself and the warlock next to the dragon so that the warlock can stuff his Bag of Holding into his otherBag of Holding.”
DM: “Excellent. Bard?”
Bard: “I Polymorphthe dragon into a sheep.”
All: “…”
Bard: "…“
All: ”……“
Bard:grins
DM: chuckles uncontrollable for a moment, “Okay. Sure. Why the hell not. Lets do this. Rogue, roll that attack! I’ll roll the dragon’s save.”
His DC was 17. Even with a +10 to Charisma saves and advantage, the dragon rolled a 16. Twice. The party was thus treated to the most hilarious scene of a dragon roaring in anger at the rogue shrinking into a sheep and baaing in confusion before dropping to the floor.
also while we’re at it please for the love of god stop assuming that having a penis = being a dude especially @ cis women who like women (and to an extent a lot of nb people who like women). i get societal conditioning but jfc can y’all respect trans women & trans feminine people as well as yourselves
some weird alternate timeline where overwatch is just a really weird and complicated webcomic & tumblr vas scramble to give every character the most obnoxious voice
bitey this is just homestuck
see but that means that in that timeline Homestuck is the incredibly popular shooter with a huge cast. except sometimes the game doesnt get updated for 3 years and Vriska is inexplicably the best hero in the game and Hussie refuses to fix it haha
Vriskas ult is getting a sword and fuckign shit up
