look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem
Old slouchy guy in a sleeping gown and a nighthat and hes holding a little plate with a finger handle and you think theres gonna be a candle on that plate but its another very small old slouchy guy in a sleeping gown and a nighthat and hes also holding a little plate and on that plate? Another very small old guy in a sleeping gown and a nighthat and
when ur crew ties you to the front of the ship after finding out you lied about your blood color and all the annoying mer dave has to say is “not to rain on your parade here but there are sharks in this water and you might wanna consider keeping the bleeding to a minimum”.
that got dark fast. sorry. Im tired from spending so long on this one.
8 hours later:
“I have a boat, and a knife! cmon legs lets go”
not as good but yall can deal with this for now while I make more(?)
When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
too much
My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: thisbitch is fucking stupid!!!
