Silver Tongue

Dec 02

hexmaniacciaran: “ heartlessdad: “scottish twitter is gonna save the world ” The replies are just as good ”

hexmaniacciaran:

heartlessdad:

scottish twitter is gonna save the world

The replies are just as good

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If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?

rhythmrender:

slightlyunofficial:

lamsandjeffmadstrash:

wheeloffortune-design:

Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.

  • You take the apple
  • You take the orange
  • You take both
  • You take nothing
  • You take something else


And this works EVERYWHERE. 

“Are you with us or with them?”

  • I’m with you!
  • I’m with them!
  • You both have good points!
  • You’re all insane!
  • I’m going with that other group over there!

“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”

  • Democrat!
  • Republican!
  • I switch depending on the leader and the issues!
  • I don’t vote! 
  • I vote for a third-party!

“Are you Christian or Muslim??”  

  • I’m Christian
  • I’m Muslim
  • I think God is one and the same and follow good doctrines of both
  • I’m atheist
  • I’m Jewish

And it’s often more subtle

Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that 

  • You don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to
  • You can leave the store and buy something elsewhere

And sometimes it can be as important as

“Are you gay or are you straight?”

  • I’m gay
  • I’m straight
  • I’m both? So Bi?
  • I like no one, I’m ace. 
  • I’m anything else, really, this is a spectrum and I define my own orientation.


So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.

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fuck

TO EACH THEIR OWN

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infectedstar: “（○゜ε＾○） ”

infectedstar:

（○゜ε＾○）

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mx-bones: “here have this on its own ”

mx-bones:

here have this on its own

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beyoncescock: “LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY ”

beyoncescock:

LOOK AT HIS ANGELIC FACE HAVE MERCY

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dragon-of-sapphire:

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve been sent into an alternate dimension where music is magic: choirs can change the weather and orchestras can topple castle walls. With your digital music device (iPhone, MP3 player, whichever), you’ve just become the most powerful wizard in the world.

*Becomes invincible playing Harder, better, faster, stronger*

so an AU where everyones a bard

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