Silver Tongue

Dec 01

touchyourblood:

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

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Anonymous asked: The Boss from Metal Gear Solid. And slow down, it's not even December yet.

yourwaifuisshit-oftheday:

osakasshitpit:

yourwaifuisshit-oftheday:

the husbando blog already has him and no fuck you

No no, you got it all wrong.
This Girl

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is the THE BOSS.

This Guy

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is BIG BOSS. He obtained this Title by killing that girl, who happens to be his mother-not-really-mother, so he kind of hates the title of Big Boss. He also goes by Naked Snake. Not to be confused by Venom Snake

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who is Big Boss but not really or with Solid Snake

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who is the clone-son of Big Boss (The Naked Snake one, not Venom Snake) or Liquid Snake

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who is the superior but not really clone-son, who should not be confused with Liquid Ocelot

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who is Big Bosses brother but not really Revolver Ocelot

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who got possessed by LIquid Snakes Hand (but not really). He is also Big Bosses sort of best friend. Liquid Snake and Solid Snake (especially Solid Snake) should not be confused however with Solidus Snake

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who is also their brother-clone-brother. Liquid, Solid Snake and Solidus have no relation to Raiden

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who had the codename Snake for a while and worked with Iroquois Pliskin

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who is just Solid Snake who used a different codename.

Raiden later becomes a cyborg to be more likeable (because everyone hates MGS2 because Raiden is infact not Snake and the real Solid Snake was working with him but couldn’t use his own codename because Raiden took it) and because he is much more awsome as a cyborg, raiden got his own Spin-off Game that has almost nothing to do with anything in Metal Gear.

Raiden and Big Boss also both have the same first name (Jack), so you shouldn’t mix up Solid Snake (whos name is David, say hi) with either of those two.

You got all that? Good.

Welcome to Metal Gear

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definitely-not-lordenglish:

wizordofoz:

kanaya is that one friend that says “that’s what [he/she/they/etc.] said” literally every opportunity they get

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yeah she says the classier version of it

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but GEEZ

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NO ONE WAS THINKING THAT UNTIL YOU BROUGHT IT UP KANAYA get your mind out of the gutter

Love her

god help us if she interacts with jake

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Anonymous asked: someone needs to do a shitty animu karkat because weeaboo needs

daily-karkat:

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im sure this is totally what you meant. 

tredlocity:
“i havent seen matpat’s video but this made me laugh so hard
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tredlocity:

i havent seen matpat’s video but this made me laugh so hard

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ddeeric:

elementary school

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middle school

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high school

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nowacking:

1kidsentertainment:

roshistarpupil:

theslowpokewell:

you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time

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but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes

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she has a thing for them

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IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS

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[video]

snilm:
“i love my girls
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snilm:

i love my girls

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lem-thebeast asked: Homestuck typical question: what is your god tier?

tiram-issu:

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Rogue of Heart uwu)!! thank you for asking me this question!