Silver Tongue

Dec 01

hungwy:

hungwy:

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

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urbananchorite:
“ duedlyfirearms:
“ new chapter of the serendipity gospels is coming soon….
”
We’re teetering on the edge of this going to the editor’s. This new chapter is 36k. I would like to note that I have spent the last 20k bitching, crying,...

urbananchorite:

duedlyfirearms:

new chapter of the serendipity gospels is coming soon….

We’re teetering on the edge of this going to the editor’s. This new chapter is 36k. I would like to note that I have spent the last 20k bitching, crying, weeping and regretting my whole existence. I’m hoping to get it up before I hop on a plane tomorrow night (England!) but I can assure all Shelby has been wet with e-tears for the last long lap of this marathon.

SO SOON
I WILL BE FREED FROM TYPING “MOTHERFUCKER” SO
MOTHER FUCKING
SOON 

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gayandslutty:

me: not everything is about sex
also me: i’m horny

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meet Leona Love. She is a tabaxi rogue in a world of pirates and privateers.

meet Leona Love. She is a tabaxi rogue in a world of pirates and privateers.

Nov 30

jangofettsjants:
“ wetorturedsomefolks:
“ scotchtapeofficial:
“if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse...

jangofettsjants:

wetorturedsomefolks:

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

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Found the guy who bought the overpriced weed

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daily-betas:
“It’s already that time of the year!!!
”

daily-betas:

It’s already that time of the year!!!

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

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candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

loadingscreendxdirectorscut:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

magic watch lets timmy turn back time and try anything as many times as he wants

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to be fair i dont remember what it was that made it go wrong

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

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