Silver Tongue

Sep 13

aterribleidea:

dan-the-fungus:

doctorbluesmanreturns:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i wanna show u all smth important 2day and its these lil sheep

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who look like stuffed animals.

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theyre called valais blacknose sheep and theyre absolutely adorable & look like stuffed animals

heres more!!!!!!

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DAN LOOK AT THESE

UHM I LOVE THEM

UM THEYRE PERFECT

(via newbarrk)

the-walrus-squad:
“I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.
”

the-walrus-squad:

I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

(via newbarrk)

sensei-wrong:
“ drinkyourjuiceshelby:
“ Depends on who’s asking
” ”

sensei-wrong:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Depends on who’s asking

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Originally posted by ihiphop

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(via newbarrk)

one-time-i-dreamt:

xxxamethystrosexxx:

andthenrealitycrashesthrough:

*sees post on tumblr*

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Originally posted by gifsarefunny

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Originally posted by ba1n3s

Every damn time. 

This even happens to me from time to time because over the course of running this blog, I went through thousands and thousands of submissions and I apparently do not remember all of them so I’ll see some older submission on my dash and get confused or worried for a good few seconds until I see my icon and realize, ah, that’s just me, phew. 

(via newbarrk)

Sep 12

katsuurio:

spastictrash:

now that tumblr has colored text you can highlight important things like youre in an ace attorney game

ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a weapon.

Only one who has sacred feet can cross the valley of the dead

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

quasi-normalcy:

marvelsmostwanted:

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+ John Mulaney has chosen to opt out of the New Yorker Festival after the announcement that private citizen who is most famous for being fired and openly racist blogger Steve Bannon will be headlining

UPDATE: Bannon is out because basically everyone threatened to walk.

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

allout post

@kilalabunnies is a nerd and adorable

@littleladylulub

@littleladylulub

(via nofacednerd)

whitepeopletwitter:
“Pretty much five minutes
”

whitepeopletwitter:

Pretty much five minutes

(via mbulteau)

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Cleric rolls random d20 while walking in the woods)

DM: What’s that for?
Cleric: To see if I clip out of bounds.
DM: A-alright then
(Cleric rolls a 1)
DM: …you suddenly fall through the ground. After about a minute you reach terminal velocity and land right back where you started.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)