Silver Tongue

Sep 10

U of T Prof Who Opposes Gender Neutral Pronouns Said ‘Social Justice Warriors’ Glued His Office Door Shut | VICE | Canada -

fycanadianpolitics:

doors are either locked or unlocked jordan, it’s a binary. you can’t just make up nonsensical terms like “glued shut” because you’re a special snowflake

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infinityonthot:

fangoddess817:

endreams-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

id watch a film about a mystery writer dating a serial killer and using her gfs victims as inspiration for her stories

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corndog-patrol:

mic should by all means have a permanent eyebrow wrinkle

you know whats wild? i didnt realize that was him in the first panel because he wasnt making the face

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thefunkyweapon:

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Sep 09

silvrsabl asked: you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

teratomatower:

I uh
Misread this.
Well enjoy!!!

pendragonqueen09:

jagarsjora:

grumpyoldgermanwoman:

incurablenecromantic:

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

bold of you to assume your enemy isnt a former lover turned elderly dog via lychanthropy

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banishedquasiroyal:

derse: what, trauma? yeah i’ve got that *proceeds to prove why their trauma was the Worst*

prospit: oh i feel really bad for whoever is traumatized!!! :( *is repressing years of memories that only resurface after one weirdly specific event happens*

where do derspit fall under?

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homestuckhomestuckhomestuck:

turntechgodmode:

Warhammer of Zillyhoo

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