Silver Tongue

Sep 08

probablybadrpgideas:

The shield spell, in universe, is just holding up a little board that says “No” on it.

That’s What My Players Said

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM (describing an attractive half-elf NPC): She looks like she has more elf in her than human.

Elf Ranger: She’s going to have a lot of elf in her later. 

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

tessathcmpscn:

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

(via gearholder)

whitepeopletwitter:

I’ve got bad news…

(via mbulteau)

♫ “I said: hey…” ♫

charlesoberonn:

(via homestuck-betakids)

cloverdotjpg:

dykevicomte:

viewmonster:

letpapersleep:

nauticallesbian:

snakegay:

vermimorph:

gaelic-galpal-rosalina:

sockpatrol:

midclown120boos:

sophistdefunk:

strongbadgmail:

bishonenknife:

sympolite:

hornyonmainstreet:

moonlight-murakumo:

yanosblack:

hotboyproblems:

gucciballs:

2jams:

official-medjed:

3d-gyaru:

questionablegoat:

clinically-weird:

youdidntseeanytin:

professional-bathroom-singer:

mrcuddelyhydralisk:

squided:

breadoslicks:

numberonephantompizza1:

dsmaster7173:

q–cool:

candi-mocha:

candi-mocha:

son-of-joy:

sovietsofficial:

friend-san:

ness-paula:

tumblingoverstars:

casuallysippingajuicebox:

fvace:

pupsnout:

robloxgf:

the-real-ted-cruz:

lesbianpoodles:

babadoussy:

black-dragonize:

meropischao:

lawoftalos:

mobliz:

heyeayeayea:

repaying:

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

ssjgssjgoku:

izurp:

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An ode to the 

• ultimate blogging
  

this gave me an aneurysm

what the fuck

How did this even fucking happen

This happens through advanced programming that allows posts visible only by your Third Eye

Wtf happened to this post

the ultimate blogging

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

God I wanna design something like tarot cards but like. Not tarot cards

God you’re so smart

the scratch is the draw four wild card.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

demilypyro asked: Hey Patrick, how the **** are ya

pencil-rebagels:

[video]

hustlerose:

twitter: wow this website is terrible! in the new update all the videos autoplay now :( this is an inconvenience to me. oh wait i can turn this off actually its fine. still gonna complain about it though 

tumblr: i wonder what this month’s outrageous mistake will be. ah yes, an ocean of blank comments. just another day on the social media platform that is programmed by howler monkeys 

(via jadewares)