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things that are good, in no particular order:
- animals with markings that look like eyebrows
- animals with markings that look like socks
What about animals with markings that look like mustaches
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the stars on the american flag represent the myth of george washington crankin his hog into the potomac, thus seeding the american continent with life
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I saw this on the tweeter:
and yes. yes I would. Leaving out all the empowering quotes and small talismans, I’ve got three horses, a swarm of bees, and a fucking dragon. I think I’ll be fine.
(and since one of the quotes is “Not all those who wander are lost” and another is “Nemo me impune lacessit,” I think I’m even covered in the “empowering quotes” department)
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Anonymous asked: Just saw a freezing cold take made by someone with an anime icon. Very chaotic!
ratguzzler-deactivated20181213:
this is formatted exactly like a trump tweet
Sidon: We need a plan of attack!
Link: I have a plan. ATTACK!
smh = smoke my herb
lmao = let me acquire ounce
lol = lets overdo lazy
rofl = roll one for later
haha = high as hell aaaah
swag = smoke weed a gram
bye = bud yeah elevate
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It’s medium and we all know it!
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