Silver Tongue

Sep 06

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

smolstiel:

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pwapboi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

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catkindness:
“The star will shine, and then it will fall
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catkindness:

The star will shine, and then it will fall

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spoopy-gander:
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spoopy-gander:


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northern-star:
“Babies first drawing on stream
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northern-star:

Babies first drawing on stream

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aeritus:
“Stess is a killer
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aeritus:

Stess is a killer

overachievingslacker:
“@simple-artist
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overachievingslacker:

@simple-artist

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kawaiite-mage:

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

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That would be Sandy Petersen.

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Nice

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

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bloodsbane:

tumblr machine broke again.. it’s like, adding the people who reblog a post onto the post, as if they left a comment, but that shit empty bro, yeet