Silver Tongue

Nov 27

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loukarr:

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Hey all, I’d like to introduce you to my beloved pokemon:  Thunder Squeak

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orriculum:

eggcup:

the three kinds of christmas songs

  1. religious
  2. asking santa for something
  3. wanting to fuck santa 

santa baby is all three

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cliffracer:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

smartest-kid-in-class:

cupofcoffin:

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes

the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over

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TO EVERYONE REBLOGGING THAT POST OF STAFF ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY

spartanarcheress:

That post is from BACK IN JULY. The FCC have already heard the comments, and have decided to thoroughly ignore them, and announced the date of the vote about whether to appeal it would be on December 14th. Who you need to be calling are your local SENATORS.

Mashable has an article of 6 easy ways of supporting net neutrality at This link, which inlcudes ways to contact your representative.

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the-aspiring-maverick:

mojave-red:

saltrat88:

frederick-the-ii:

pinetreeanarchism:

thedevitoanditsown:

llleighsmith:

heartmurmuration:

llleighsmith:

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

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Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

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Good reference material here.

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dragon-in-a-fez:

ycurbcuky:

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

it was a special exhibition called “Famous Idiots Who Can’t Fucking Fly”

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how to start discourse:

pyreo:

stefanyd:

scullysgf:

alyica:

[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

10 POINTS FROM POWERBOTTOM

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