Silver Tongue

Sep 05

I don’t really get crushes anymore. Not since I started dating my girlfriend two years ago. Guess my mind is too focused on her, no time for crushes, no sir, got a perfectly fine girl right there, don’t need anything else.

I think you might have a crush on your gf

amosseleznev92:

banishedquasiroyal:
timurmurtazin:
banishedquasiroyal:
plump9000:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
daystxlker:
banishedquasiroyal:
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES

SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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mlewl:

listen i still havent gotten into taz but it always has the funniest wiki pages

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startrekin-it:

dappermouth:
dappermouth:
Passed a clinic today whose slogan said “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?
doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH
Originally posted by bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

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thefranticspriter:

au where the players from the previous session design the god tiers of the next
bonus rose with an outfit designed by vriska and colored by terezi

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naruting:

jocklee:
how is all the naruto kids gonna look like shit in their 30s but gai sensei, nearly 50 yrs old, can still get it ???
the fucking exit sign

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chefpyro:

grandma said she saw a minions duvet cover in the store. asked if i wanted it.
the disgust on my face spoke for itself, apparently.

so you said yes?

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borgerpearl:

berrystumpytail:
borgerpearl:
borgerpearl:
borgerpearl:
Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.
To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.
Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck
This is the only criticism I will accept on this post

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jitterbugjive:

“Erasure” isn’t about changing characters’ races. It’s about excluding groups of people who aren’t well represented from something that has no reason to erase them. IE: A movie taking place in America/Europe but only showing white people despite it being somewhere that other races would in fact occupy.

erasure is why theres people who think ancient greece and rome was 100% white and 100% straight