Black Friday summarized in one low budget meme.
(via chefpyro)
This is a ketchup appreciation blog please take your rudeness elsewhere
it’s not your fault Ketchup looks bad
(via dies-first)
I’m gonna scream I stg it’s pitch fucking black outside I will not accept this as the morning.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE MORNING TO YOU?!
Eh close enough.
(Source: cadaverkeys, via newbarrk)
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names
(via newbarrk)
disease-danger-darkness-silence:
the moment before your masculinity shatters
*ahem*
I’m confused. Mother Earth. Venus. A bazillion comets and planetoids named after women.
How could you be so wrong.
theres an entire galaxy called andromeda
(via newbarrk)
Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.
How Millenials are killing the baby industry
“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”
(Source: ithelpstodream, via newbarrk)
i’m in graphic design class and found out how to remove mario’s stache and eyebrows
if i were your teacher i would fail you over this
it looks like your teacher already failed you
(Source: jettacar, via newbarrk)
because they are alive.
holy shit
(Source: brotherkin-blog, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
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