nausicaaenriquez asked: IT IS KINDLY REQUESTED TO DRAW THE HYPOTHETICAL SPAWN OF JADE AND DAVEPETASPRITE. UNLEASH THE COMPLETE INTERSPECIES CLUSTERFUCK.
i should do this. hey @orochislayer javepeta is canon, gimme some hot takes on fan offspring.
fankids get fucked up with javepeta because of all the weird shit involving both their lineages. even without accounting for all the ectobiology you have a family tree that looks like this:
so instead of like, a human, youve got a fucking 5/8 human + ¼ troll + ¾ sprite + ¼ dog + ¼ cat
+ 1/8 swordbird type deal going on. and half of those are descended from themselves. what a clusterfuck. i love it
you absolute genius. and what is this beautiful child named? i’m all for purromy. their fingernails are made of swords.
I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references
“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”
“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”
“What is hurricane tortilla?”
“vines for $600″
“back at it again at ______”
“what is krispy kreme”
“vines for 300”
“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”
“who is jared”
“They were _______” “oh my god, they were _____”
“what is roommates?”
“things to yell when this bitch is empty.”
“what is yeet”
“Two men are relaxing in a hot tub at a considerable distance because they are ________”
“What is Not Gay, Alex.”
“Vines for $1000 please?”
“A young lady asks her mother to get food at this popular fast food chain, but when told that dinner is being made instead, she tearfully declares her hatred towards her effing family.”
“What is McDonalds?”
“Vines for $500”
“Daily Double: This man proclaims it’s summer, he’s got his hat on backwards and it’s time to effing ____”
There’s a phenomena on this website where basically anyone that isn’t a cishet white guy is disallowed from having opinions on things that aren’t social justice related, and if you do mention opinions that have nothing to do with social justice, people will assume it’s social justice.
Me: I don’t like potato chips
One person in the comments: Wait..? Did potato chips do something problematic? I’m so sorry. I’ll stop eating them.
Another person in the comments: So what? People just aren’t allowed to like potato chips anymore? Just let people eat what they like.
Another person: Typical SJWs trying to turn potato chips into a political issue. They’re just chips.
I think this is an intersection between people being unable to think of margilized people as anything other than political entities and people who are unable to form their own opinions on trivial things without a moral authority.
