Silver Tongue

Nov 26

muffintonic:

ptsdhamlet:

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

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amii-satori:

fristdynamo:

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

@moonpaw

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cloudcuckoolander527:

stoneylizard:

thechosenjuan:

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

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current favorite joke

magikyle:

xgyara:

determinedtomato:

(game that contains no violence whatsoever) No Mercy run

Animal Crossing No Mercy Run

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funke:

funke:

all cat girls dm me instantly it’s important

there’s been some confusion .

disclaimer: not girls who like cats, i’m talking about cat girls

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wait… why does the american internet cost like… 55 bucks??

amesburritostash:

polyglotplatypus:

mr-marvel-hipster:

polyglotplatypus:

with all this net neutrality stuff ive discovered that NORMALLY internet in the us costs like 55 bucks per month? what the fuck? yall are already getting ripped off like crazy holy shit im getting fiber-optic internet for 25€ over here 

$55 a month? Ha! No, it’s much more. Comcast, Verizon, AT&T love to stick it to Americans, and overcharge for internet.

dear god its just like the medicine/drugs bs again… i think ive seen people say 10ml of insulin cost them 275$ when here it barely costs 15€ AND most of it usually doesnt have to be paid because of our healthcare system. jesus i hope i never have to work in the US, what a fucking nightmare it looks for you guys

#THE US KINDA LOOKS LIKE A FEVER DREAM AND NOT A REAL PLACE

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aeritus:

Graphic card issue temporarily fixed!!!
I’m using my brother’s screen at the moment and is WAY better than the one I have T_T

Drew an otp before focusing on finish deadline works before sending the pc to repair.
And to get used with this screen, since I have to do proper work with that :P

enjoy ;)

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trilllizard420:

Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying

Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-

My Computer, in a split second:

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