Sorceress (me): *casts firebolt on a kobold*
The DM: The kobold is brutally charred, but still standing.
The Bard: *runs up to it and snaps their fingers* You just got BURNED!!!!!!!!!!
The DM: Then, the kobold falls to the ground, clutching his heart, dead, the burn was too much for him!
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!
This. Animal phobias do not excuse rudeness!
I have to hide my snake because ashs dad won’t even come into the house if he knew i had her.
I’ve had people literally threaten to kill my pet insects/spiders. It honestly bothers me so much that people are willing to kill something because they don’t understand it.
Heck my ow mother threatened to smash my tarantula with a hammer. My darling Ophelia.
I hate this shit. I have a coworker who freaks out every time she hears me talk about my tarantulas. She always says that if she ever saw them she would kill them with Raid. In what world is that acceptable? I wouldn’t threaten to murder her dogs??????
I myself am still a little on the uneasy side of tarantulas/snakes/etc, but I think they are amazing creatures none the less, and deserve so much more respect than they receive from the public. I just wouldn’t be able to have them as pets because I know I wouldn’t be able to give them the care they need, but I love learning about them and meeting other people who have and love them!
Right now I have 10 Dubia roaches who I lovvveeeeee, lol. They are seriously the puppies of the insect world.
I have no problem with reptiles, I think they’re cool. I might be a bit uneasy around insects/arachnids, but I definitely wouldn’t make comments like this. I might politely ask the person to move the tank with them into another room, but that’s it.
I’m glad that this post got as many posts as it did. Don’t be a dick, just because you don’t like an animal doesn’t mean others have to. Understand that people have an undying love for things like this, don’t shit all over something they love.
OKAY BUT AT THE SAME TIME if you have a pet that I’m uncomfortable with, and you KNOW I’m uncomfortable, don’t shove it in my face? Like I’m doing my best to not freak out so don’t threaten to set your snake on me, or to let your rats out of their cage while I’m sleeping
the best miis are always the ones who represent animals or abstract concepts but conveyed through the restrictions of the mii maker
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Backstory: My dwarven rogue HATES orcs because they’ve taken her father prisoner. Our team of adventurers were able to capture the head of the orc army, torture him for minimal information, and then put him in prison. My character decided to take responsibility for the orc’s continued suffering.
Me: How long would it take for me to break him so completely mentally that he obeys my every order?
DM: Well, you’re set to go to battle in three days…so longer than that?
Me: Ok…..side note: how many legs do you think he needs?
Elf Wizard/Dad-like figure to our group: None?
Our naive, sweet half-elf pothead ranger: JESUS CHRIST.
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FUCK MAN! FU–
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together we will create a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no holes punched into the walls so hard that the foundation rocks and cracks. our home will be gentle, it will be warm. i will keep you safe and you will keep me still. no fear, no hurt, no worry. we come from broken and twisted places but together we will build something whole and safe. we will curl around each other like a pair of quotation marks at night, warm and comforted. in the mornings, you’ll sing in the shower again. we will heal, and we will raise a family that doesn’t need to heal.
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Hey sorry about mansplaining kill la kill last night. I’d really like to hang out with you again though, you remind me of my mother. Maybe I could help you with your depression
By the way have you ever watched bojack horseman
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