Honestly, the weirdest adhd feel is zoning out while you’re talking because when you come back, you’re still talking and the other person is still listening, but you have no fucking idea what you said while on autopilot.
lup: um, we wrote it on the application?? can you read or like
davenport: i can read it just fine. i just don’t think your last names are actually “from tv” or “you know”, the latter of which is followed by a semicolon and closed parenthesis.
lup: it’s a winky face
davenport: i gathered that, yes.
they compromise and list the twins’ last names as “yuno-fromtivi”
lucretia: that’s a unique surname. where is it from?
taako: e…elf.
(thus ends lucretia’s first attempt at befriending taako)
davenport: hello mr…bl…bleu…?
barry: bluejeans. it;s just,, uh,, just bluejeans,,, i panicked.?
davenport: Does Anyone At This Noble Institution Have A Last Fucking Name