Anonymous asked: it's presto! hello, presto!
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
this is advanced
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DM: You find scrolls on the ground, and discover that Memor is the god of perfidy.
Halfling Bard: What’s perfidy?
Goliath Barbarian: Can we summon Merriam Webster, the god of dictionaries?
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pure:
You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all
You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america
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They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard
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The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
You have a gender, it’s in your pants
Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint
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Drew a screenshot from the Egg Hunt stream! Looks like an album cover lol
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