Silver Tongue

Nov 25

Anonymous asked: it's presto! hello, presto!

sunnyside-art:

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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

simonein2015:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

this is advanced

(Source: laffgaff.com, via afallenwolf)

The god of what?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You find scrolls on the ground, and discover that Memor is the god of perfidy.
Halfling Bard: What’s perfidy?
Goliath Barbarian: Can we summon Merriam Webster, the god of dictionaries?

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

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unfollowfriday:
“ pure:
“You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all
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You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america
”

unfollowfriday:

pure:

You must face them in a 3v1 brawl in the parking lot of a Honda car dealership to defeat America once and for all

You cannot hope to defeat the 3 legendary sannin of the united states of america

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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nocturnalmelody:
“ They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard
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nocturnalmelody:

They seized the opportunity, and slam dunked it so fucking hard

(Source: cosmosredshift7, via rosexknight)

abominaidan:

wuuthradical:

abominaidan:

The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay

You have a gender, it’s in your pants

Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint

(Source: gaykuvira, via irailleth-archive)

alaughingfreak:
“Drew a screenshot from the Egg Hunt stream! Looks like an album cover lol
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alaughingfreak:

Drew a screenshot from the Egg Hunt stream! Looks like an album cover lol

(via markiplier)

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