Silver Tongue

Sep 01

pissvortex:

excellentccb:

pissvortex:

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

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nofacednerd:

if a kenku in dnd can be any bird does that mean there are flamingo kenku

I think aaracokra woudl work better for the ‘any bird" kind of thing. I always figured kenku were stuck with corvids like crows, magpies and jays

thefuzzydave:

I have no idea what to do with this information

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anetesenpai:

When you have 5$ in the ethiopian market

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“If a hand can look high, it does.” — Our DM.

askmerriauthor:

tabletop-rpgs:

laurakbuzz:

jetsharkdragon:

i like how the official 5e handbook says tieflings range in red to reddish brown colors but most people i know with tieflings are just like

Feeling mighty called out here!!

it me, also blue, or green!

You will take my canary yellow and pale pink Tiefling daughters over my dead body.

in the same vein, dragonborns andkobolds are dull browns according to the PHB and “scale colour’ is more of an internal aspect but thats not stopping any of us from makin our bornz be the colour of their scale heritage.

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epersonae:

jellies:

The worst thing that ever happened on the moon base was one time Magnus made eye contact with Lucretia across the cafeteria and she paused and then dabbed really fast and Magnus was like “guys I just fucking saw the Director dab” and Taako was like “no you didn’t, don’t lie to us, shut the fuck up” and he never could convince anyone of what he saw

And then Taako remembered that he taught her how to dab

Taako is also the one who convinced her to only dab so magnus would be the only one who sees it

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whitepeopletwitter:

PM me your Spider-Man

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