Silver Tongue

Aug 31

justgyr:

lohboh:

socialist-tomfoolery:

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

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gravity-engineer:

coolcatgroup:

sodagums:

v1als:

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

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listen i had to draw it

I love this.

This is beautiful.

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: There’s a plant in the swamp, it’s an odd mythical thing that curses people but it looks suspiciously like something harmless.

In our party are both a frog-witch who’s speciality is herbs and a dark-elf who’s naturally talented with plants.

Both of them roll a CRIT FAIL in recognizing what the plant is.

Our Tribe warrior though, who from his stats should have no clue of this kind of stuff totally succeeds in recognizing the plant.

Tribe Warrior: You guys, I think this may be bad news, because-

Frog Witch: How about you shut your trap because this is easily a harmless plant. I AM CONVINCED OF THAT

Dark Elf: I absolutely second that, you must be nuts, Tribe Warrior.

We are doomed.

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cthulhubert:

phantomsteed:

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

cf also everything he makes with alchemy.

me at first: “Wow this magic sure has a kind of gothic sensibility with all the dragons and spikes and shit that comes out”

me another few volumes in, “Oh, no, Ed’s just… Like That”

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samuisam:
“99% sure this has been done before but phck it
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samuisam:

99% sure this has been done before but phck it

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claroquequiza:

deohsogay:

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

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Remember: if you think you don’t know any gay people, it’s because the gay people in your life know they’re not safe around you.

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aeritus:
“angwy doggo is angwy >:U
small thing to relax
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aeritus:

angwy doggo is angwy >:U

small thing to relax

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memes–memes:

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gallusrostromegalus:

youeitherskateoryoudie:

28-larry:

youeitherskateoryoudie:

i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them

what does this even mean

EXAMPLE:

you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side

This has probably been said a million times before but:  Defend the employees.

Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:

“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out.  But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service.  You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service.  They LISTEN to people like you.”

People love to complain, especially entitled people.  The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target.  Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.

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