Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.
This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader. But what I like to say the real reason for this is
Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION
I’M FUCKING SAMUS
“Any objections, Putin?”
Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.
how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’
did they just like take all their amiibos to the train station and try them all on the scanners?
I’ve seen some complaints about how ugly this outfit is, but you guys - this is PRECISELY how someone who has been a questionably styled man for 1300+ years would attempt to dress a woman’s body. I effing love it. Doctor, you hopeless, wonderful creature.
okay but imagine tho
nobody recognizes thirteen as the Doctor at first because “you never told me you can change gender????”
but then kate lethbridge-stewart from UNIT stops by, and thirteen immediately braces herself for another five minutes of trying to prove she’s the Doctor
and kate’s just like “hi Doctor good to see you again here’s the deal”
“hold on, you recognize me? how’d you know it was me?”
“honey, you’re the only person in the universe who would even begin to think about putting something like THAT on their body”
Yeah, we’re talking about a person who used to dress like THIS:
And don’t forget Four’s mega-scarf. Or Ten wearing converse with fancy evening wear.
Five wore a fucking vegetable on his stupid cricket outfit, but this is where you draw the line?
my reaction to the reveal trailer was “she doesn’t look like the doctor though”
my reaction to this pic was “oh thats much better”
am i seriously the only lesbian around here who didn’t even realise this outfit was ugly
Straight Girl: How can you also ship straight couples if you’re gay or bi?? Gay ships are way hotter and idk why you can call yourself LGBT if you also ship straight couples!! 😒
Me: Because, unlike you Karen and other straight girls, I ship couples whether gay or straight for their chemistry and connection. Not to satisfy a sexual need for two hot guys getting together so I can finger off to…
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