Silver Tongue

Aug 28

catsuitmonarchy:

bi-privilege:

watching an episode of chopped and in the final round they asked one of the contestants what she would do with $10k and she said “I have student loans to pay off” and one of the judges said “don’t spend the money on student loans. do something to enrich yourself–travel, take a class, visit 50 restaurants, that is worth so much more than paying off the debt” and I just

what kind of privileged rich dude BULLSHIT is that I s2g

he ought to pay off my student debt just for making me listen to that fuckery

“Take a class”


Bitch I took several that’s why I have student debt

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handheldfireflies:

self-proclaimer:

ruinedchildhood:

lovelyladylavie:

ruinedchildhood:

preach:

Avengers 4 (2019)

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This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

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Originally posted by anthonally

Makes me want a hot dog real bad

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viostormcaller:
“I SNORTED
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viostormcaller:

I SNORTED

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ray-sussmann:
“ Ice Teeth
©Raymond P Sussmann
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ray-sussmann:

Ice Teeth

©Raymond P Sussmann

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You take 2d6 pleasure damage as I assassinate that pussy.

yourplayersaidwhat:

- Our rogue (ooc) to my ranger when they finaly did the deed.

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alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

Things heating up in the Eric andre fandom

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shinynessie:
“ fuckyeahphysica:
“ If one remembers this particular episode from the popular sitcom ‘Friends’ where Ross is trying to carry a sofa to his apartment, it seems that moving a sofa up the stairs is ridiculously hard.
But life shouldn’t be...

shinynessie:

fuckyeahphysica:

If one remembers this particular episode from the popular sitcom ‘Friends’ where Ross is trying to carry a sofa to his apartment, it seems that moving a sofa up the stairs is ridiculously hard.

But life shouldn’t be that hard now should it?

The mathematician Leo Moser posed in 1966 the following curious mathematical problem: what is the shape of largest area in the plane that can be moved around a right-angled corner in a two-dimensional hallway of width 1? This question became known as the moving sofa problem, and is still unsolved fifty years after it was first asked.

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The most common shape to move around a tight right angled corner is a square.

And another common shape that would satisfy this criterion is a semi-circle.

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But what is the largest area that can be moved around?

Well, it has been conjectured that the shape with the largest area that one can move around a corner is known as “Gerver’s sofa”. And it looks like so:

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Wait.. Hang on a second

This sofa would only be effective for right handed turns. One can clearly see that if we have to turn left somewhere we would be kind of in a tough spot.

Prof.Romik from the University of California, Davis has proposed this shape popularly know as Romik’s ambidextrous sofa that solves this problem.

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Although Prof.Romik’s sofa may/may not be the not the optimal solution, it is definitely is a breakthrough since this can pave the way for more complex ideas in mathematical analysis and more importantly sofa design.

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Have a good one!

I don’t know what to do with this information but I support it

(Source: math.ucdavis.edu, via mbulteau)

So Chad’s a Goddamn Lunatic

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I was DMing for a group of two new players(A gnome rogue who’s player was used to barbarians and a half-orc barbarian who’s player is just generally weird) and one experienced player (A half-elf bard with a dark sense of humor) and I decided to record our session and these are some of the gems I found while listening.

Chad (the rogue): I grab my chair and break it in half to intimidate him.

Me: Automatic fail.

Chad: WHY

Me: You’re a fucking gnome, Chad.

Luke (barbarian): Do they have cocktail weenies here?

Me: They- um, have very small sausages?

Luke: Good, I’ll have thirteen thousand, please.

Me: What the fuck

(a barfight literally three minutes later)

Luke: I throw my weenie at the orc

Me: Roll … dexterity, I guess?

Luke: *rolls a 15*

Me: The weenie bounces off the orc’s forehead and lands at his feet. Congrats bro, now he wants to kill YOU instead of the mage in the corner.

Aiden (bard) I throw a bottle at the guy.

Me: Which guy? There are multiple guys here.

Aiden: I’m gonna aim for the big one trying to eat me, but as long as I hit one I’m good.

Me: Where do you get the bottle from?

Aiden: dammit

Chad: I attack the half-orc, yelling like a banshee.

Me: He is unimpressed, seeing as you’re nine feet shorter than him and a fucking lunatic.

Aiden: I flirt with the barista.

Me: It’s a dude . . 

Aiden: I FLIRT WITH THE BARISTA *proceeds to roll a nat20 and seduce the barista with his profound homosexuality*

Chad: What do I see around me?

Me: Utter blackness.

Chad: I mean OUTSIDE of the blackness.

Me: *rolls his perception check- 7)

Me: You see a slightly less black shape which turns out to be your own hand in front of your face.

And that’s just from the first session. Imagine what I had to endure for the rest of the campaign!

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lesbianbakura:
“i was gonna make one of these charts for some fma characters but realized roy could fit into any of these categories
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lesbianbakura:

i was gonna make one of these charts for some fma characters but realized roy could fit into any of these categories

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