DM: You open the door and see two creatures -
BARBARIAN: I close the door and don’t see them anymore.
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got really high and called someone “weak and will never know love” bc she said that she wasn’t a furry
Love is only real when you have fursonas
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Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu
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Taako: hey babe what do you want for candlenights this year?
Kravitz: *takes Taako’s hand in his, stares deeply into his eyes*
Kravitz: your last name.
Taako: wh… like… oh
Taako: are… are you sure? because my last name is also Taako. but spelled different.
Kravitz: *forcing himself not to recoil* yyeeeahhhhhhh… that’s…. fine….
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Player 1: “LOOK, I’m not some STREET BRAWLER. And if you don’t believe me, we can take this outside.”
Player 2: “You mean into the STREET? So you can BRAWL?”
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ya”LL I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STABBED MYSELF IN THE ASS WITH MY TABLET PEN AND THERE IS BLOOD?????????
Now you can say you’ve given blood sweat and tears and mean it
man i’d really love to see more varying designs for unicorns besides Tall Deer
keep em elusive af but their body form can vary between environments like ur adventuring w/ ur party thru a tundra n bam there’s a stout unicorn with a thick fluffy coat and a big icy horn
or ur party is wandering thru a grasslands area w/ few trees n one of u spots a tall as shit giraffe looking unicornthe amount possibilities here
I second this motion!
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