Silver Tongue

Aug 27

eric-coldfire:
whitepeopletwitter:
If she can make pancakes as well then it’s a done deal
Jackpot.

@kilalabunniescan i wanna make pancakes for you

zsnes:
phoneus:
volcanoes-and-lightning:
Lightning remembers the old days at Blue Mesa, Arizona (USA).
God started drawing a penis but his mom took his hand by the wrist and tried to yank it away
who is gods mom
karkat

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starkillerrx:

c-bassmeow:
Omg …..
I can’t believe Jimmy’s Seafood murdered PETA

come down to jimmys seafood where you can order peta bisque with buttered breadrolls

(via the-steve-vrc)

porrimmaryam:

porrimmaryam:
so I know the kids (and trolls and sprites etc etc) are like. the kings and queens of various kingdoms on earth c which is kind of a “job” but jake and jane have companies also….which is an actual job. do you think they do it for fun or do they do that to make a living. if its a living….then everyone else has a job as well
interviewer: We are very greatful for all that you’ve done for us, making our universe and all…but we just cant hire someone with an 8th grade education and no experience
John: Actually I didn’t even finish 8th grade because of the game and all
Interviewer: Oh. yeah that’s…. even worse. have you considered getting a GED?
John: What the hell is a GED

(via moonpaw)

centercharter:

Happy birth @synodicatalyst you funky bitch!!!!!!!

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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:
going in for my pre-op appointment today, woo
all’s well, now I just wait for the 10th to come around for my surgery
oh boy of boy

i bet it will be nice to finally get some things off your chest

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notedchampagne:

@synodicatalyst happy birth you funky little jaderose

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adamtots:

ouch

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