Silver Tongue

Nov 23

thedeltaofvenus:

why do “daddy doms” always write their about me like “welcome to my own private corner of the internet where all my most private and depraved fantasies will be explored. You’re not ready for the sick playground that is my mind”

like calm down mate it’s just a porn blog it’s 50 pages of boring blowjob gifs and b+w photos of thin white girls bending over

(via deep-sea-prince)

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philipsgay:

straights: gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage :(

also straights:

(Source: loveydoveybi, via deep-sea-prince)

China Now Selling "Anti-Pervert" Flame-Throwers to Women -

dan-mcneely:

moonlandingwasfaked:

argumate:

ranma-official:

Women-Respector 90001

While some have small flames, others can reach up to 3,300 degrees and extend nearly 20 feet.

respect women or DIE

(via scafe-dragon)

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nekurothings:

spark bark

(via taffybuns)

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jokeboyfriend:

pkmutual:

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

forbidden pockys

(Source: dadphone, via newbarrk)

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kathysbrotherssister:

Aren’t my girls just LOV-ELY?

(via moonpaw)