Silver Tongue

Aug 26

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: At the top of the wall is carved the words: “I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.”

rogue: it’s a riddle.

warlock: it’s sex.

*vague noises of agreement*

rogue, exasperated: it’s sleep, you horny losers

warlock: it can have multiple interpretations! all great literature does! and most of them are about sex!

(via mbulteau)

postmarxed:
“ theconchnorris:
“ yusukeurameshi:
“thots be shoppin’
” ”

postmarxed:

theconchnorris:

yusukeurameshi:

thots be shoppin’

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(via demilypyro)

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

i made this as a joke post but yes thank u @ mutuals for reblogging this. love y’all but you should block me as a given

jokes on you, i blog like i play dark souls.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

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banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

smallmetal:

Gl'bgolyb is a milf

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

damaramegido:

you: clown hooker

me, an intellectual: harlotquin

theres a lot of rouge sonic lately so i think its only fair that amy shadow gets some attention

theres a lot of rouge sonic lately so i think its only fair that amy shadow gets some attention

have a shouty crab

have a shouty crab

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