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This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃
Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay
(via chefpyro)
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The FCC is going to ruin the internet faster then EA ruined Star Wars.
(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)
We’re shopping and our rogue has been hoarding money during the campaign and has taken this moment to buy a lot of stuff with it.
Barbarian: so you’re just pulling out a bunch of money we didn’t know you had and buying shit?
Rogue: you don’t know where it came from. It could’ve come from your pocket, it could’ve come from the shop keeper’s pocket
Barbarian(OOC): did you say that in front of the shopkeeper?
Rogue(OOC): ya know what, fuck it, I did
DM: the shopkeep checks his pockets
Rogue(OOC) can I roll slight of hand to pick his pockets after he checks?
DM: fine
Rogue: *rolls a 21*
DM: you get 5 gold
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
you know those stupid things you’ve done bc you just weren’t thinking but not like life-changing stupid things or even day-changing just like. in the moment you stopped and asked yourself what the fuck??? who the fuck did you just become?? what version of you made that decision?? that choice??? something so stupid it’s like funny but also so stupid it will make people genuinely worry about your ability to function as an Adult Person so you can’t even tell a story about it because you need to maintain some semblance of rational thinking?
anyway I’m not gonna provide an example but you know????
(via mbulteau)
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
(via mbulteau)