*tapping my scepter thoughtfully into a cupped hand* hmm… *gets fed an off-the-vine grape by a serf* i will allow this once.
*three of my guards instantly spear you through the chest*
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Anonymous asked: h-hewwo, may i ask a question?
*tapping my scepter thoughtfully into a cupped hand* hmm… *gets fed an off-the-vine grape by a serf* i will allow this once.
*three of my guards instantly spear you through the chest*
my liege, you just executed the juggler
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What if.. I lured you away from the group into navigations… to reveal i’m actually a man eating alien… and we were both boys? haha jk…
…..unless?
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