Silver Tongue

Aug 25

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maralie:

aenex:

maralie:

do you want to hear the absolute best fucking joke ever. why did the old man fall down the well

I don’t know, why did the old man fall down the well?

BECAUSE HE COULDN’T SEE THAT WELL

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scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You approach a house in the forest, made of gingerbread.

Player: I look though the window.

DM: You can’t

Player: why?

DM: They’re… Frosted. 

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crazyfandomaddicted:

JUST SAW THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED THE DOG OMG

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wiredandrewired:

cinniharpy:

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

@wireslide

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nhyworks:

yiffmaster:

liache:

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

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