Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something
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The scariest thought of being immortal is outliving the earth.
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If we make it to mars, all of the problems on earth will be first world problems
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If you don’t understand net neutrality, consider all the times you’ve been blocked from watching a video due to your location. It’s that but based on your wallet.
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If you want to learn to hate a song just make it your morning alarm.
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“DON’T TOUCH!” must be terrifying to read in braille.
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Rather than saying that a band has broken up, we should say that they’ve disbanded.
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Barn owls must have been stoked when barns were invented.
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Life is like a RPG, only difference is when you reach the highest level your character gets deleted.
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