If you lose your left arm, your right will be left and you’ll be all right.
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For millennia dragons have raided and pillaged human villages for gold. Lately, however, they’ve heard of something called ‘wages’ where humans will just GIVE them gold for doing jobs.
Capitalism saves the day.
“You mean instead of spending an hour burning down the entire village and maybe stealing 100 gold pieces. All you want me to do is just spend 10 minutes lightly breathing under the forges and you’ll give me 25 pieces each week just like that?”
“Every week”
“How will you afford this?”
“Well we wont have to rebuild the village once a month for starters”
eventually the dragons see how little gold they are getting for their labor. without them the forges would not be lit and the metal would be very sub par. Regular metal is not nearly as impressive as metal forged in dragons flame. The dragon demands higher wage because its his labor that makes the weapons worth buying over any other blacksmith. the blacksmiths apprentice agrees because the blacksmith hardly even makes any of the weapons. The dragon and the apprentice form a union.
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IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND
Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:
These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.
They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.
SHEEPNADO
when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.
Moshpit
This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.
sheeps are morons lmao
is this what the doggos are for
This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs. Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.
Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.
@mbulteau we…may have to rethink our stuff
I’ve been secretly dumb all this time
I didn’t want to tell you, but now you know
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Donut: so what have you guys been up to?
Sarge: we’re stranded in a jungle with dwindling supplies and limited food!
Donut: [got blown up]
Donut: [got crushed by a ship, pushed through the ground, and fell from the top of an underground cavern]
Donut: [was in a comatose for three dies from dehydration]
Donut: [was shot and left for dead]
Donut: [was abandoned in valhalla]
Donut: [is consistently used as a running gag]
Donut:
Donut: that sucks
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ASEXUALS ARE LGBT
ASEXUALS !!! ARE !!! LGBT !!!
A S E X U A L S
A R E
L G B T
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Blast him
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