Silver Tongue

Nov 21

shock:
shock:
new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?
if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails
THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score
NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE - 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5
TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE - 5/5, their hands were giant
THE JUNGLE BOOK - 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.
INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

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killhitleragain:

doomy:
someone post the bors comic I’m in mobile
Here you are.

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Pepe the Frog’s Creator Goes Legally Nuclear Against the Alt-Right - Motherboard -

hennyfromtheblock:

gunsandfireandshit:
therealkyebarnfield:
hanzoamore:
fuck em UP matt
revenge
These words got no right making so much sense to my brain right now
oh my GOD

does that mean pepe is no longer a nazi symbol?

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sinsays:

roachpatrol:
whoopsrobots:
auroralynches:
into-the-weeds:
liberty-flight:
I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.”
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”
“Rowena, I don’t think-”
“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”
“But how will the students get to class?”
“They’ll have to figure it out.”
“…”
“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”
“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”
“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”
“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”
#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture #Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit #meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant #Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones #ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others #to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin #in the only time they ever worked together #helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes #salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs #helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this #salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun #do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)
i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)
No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.
I love this because this actually makes me being in Ravenclaw make a whole lot more sense lmao.
intelligent chaotic good ftw

imagine deatheaters looking for the headmasters quarters and finding the room of requirement that does an exact recreation

“sir i found the headmasters quarters but hes not here!”
“what do you mean hes not there? our intel says hes should still be in there”
“im definately here and its empty. i cant even find his bird”
“hold up, what floor are you on?”
“uh, i honestly dont know”

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the-green-anon:

silver-tongues-blog:
adamtots:
🎁
Hey OP do you take criticism?
What’s there to criticize? It seems kinda true to me.

look at who OP is. then you’ll get the joke

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