Silver Tongue

Nov 20

etherealeunoia8:

Someone who drowns in 7 feet of water is just as dead as someone who drowns in 20 feet of water. Stop comparing traumas, stop belittling your or anyone else’s trauma because it wasn’t “as bad” as someone else’s. This isn’t a competition, we all deserve support and recovery.

(via bloodsbane)

vampireapologist:

Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

(via bloodsbane)

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vine-whip:

hobbitsetal:

vine-whip:

dungeons and dragons always has great stuff. there’s a jug that you can use to create 2 gallons of mayonnaise at will, like it’s actually written in the dungeon masters guide can you believe that

things my party and i have received in the course of our campaign:

a rock of gravity detection. you hold it out and release it. if it falls, gravity is working.

a wand of magic missiles…and polymorph. i can hit anything i shoot at, but i’ll also turn into a random creature. i’ve been an alligator, an octopus, and a tiny demon so far.

a cloak of tongues. sounds like you’d learn random languages, yeah? NOPE, THINK AGAIN SUCKER. you get to taste anything for like 30 yards around. our halfling informed us we all taste gross.

2 different rings of invisibility–one makes me invisible, but only to myself. the other makes me marginally stealthier, but also makes me absolutely convinced that i’m completely invisible.

the thespian mask of duality. two personalities become mortal enemies within the wearer. the effect is permanent.

and finally, the shield of protection. when you use it in combat, it will use your body to shield itself from harm.

God these are good

@bevendre

(Source: antifa-supersoldier-2001, via chefpyro)

perinmclean:
“This show made my eyes sore but also my heart hurt. I love it
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perinmclean:

This show made my eyes sore but also my heart hurt.  I love it

(via aeritus)

chefpyro:

me, telling my beautiful boy marshtomp to use watergun: marshtomp! use watergun my beautiful boy

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daddy-doms-are-gross:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.

when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste. 

(via bloodsbane)

jmberries:
“ ohcanadada:
“ positive-memes:
“The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus
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Praise Jesus
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WAIT YOU MISSED THE BEST PART
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jmberries:

ohcanadada:

positive-memes:

The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus

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Praise Jesus

WAIT YOU MISSED THE BEST PART

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sneakyfeets:

pathesis:

bruuuhh WHAT IS THISSSS

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cuphead

(via chefpyro)