Silver Tongue

Nov 20

the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

attached or detached earlobes

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lord-kitschener:

reddragdiva:

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twitter contributor Race Realist Eighty frickin Eight wishes to make it absolutely clear to everyone that he is not in fact “altright” and certainly not “white nationalist,”

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chefpyro:

friendly reminder that winter is ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* The Worst *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ and if you try to deny it i’ll personally come to your house, wrap you in coats and bury you in the snow so you cook and freeze simultaneously like i have to do every fucking day

jokes on you. im in texas and we have no snow

parabins:

goldenpoc:

I need head

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(Source: goldnpoc, via taffybuns)

twitblr:
“WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
”

twitblr:

WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO

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mikkeneko:
“*under pressure bassline*
”

mikkeneko:

*under pressure bassline*

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nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

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sburbancalamity:
“a boy
”

sburbancalamity:

a boy

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canned–ravioli:

holy shit i just realized that andrew hussie is a valid troll name

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eilowyn1:

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