someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
(via newbarrk)
how much did yahoo pay for this site again
more than it’s worth, that’s for sure
(via newbarrk)
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s
“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”
“…we go along with it.”
“Roll performance.”
“…I got a one.”
“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”
“Well I rolled a twenty.”
“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”
“I roll to come up with an escape plan”
“Alright roll”
“…I got a one”
“I try to convince the horse to break us out”
“Roll…animal handling?”
“I got a twenty”
(Source: sovereignbryce, via newbarrk)
i like short hair jades
(via gearholder)
aawb:
I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket
(Source: kiefbowl, via revscarecrow)
The only honest mechanic left
(Source: vladtheunfollower, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
(Source: saddest-cat-hours, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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lucario can hear you being a furry and it gives him depression
(via chefpyro)
