god i want the problems of a jane austen heroine so badly specifically sense and sensibility like oh no my dad died and my horrible brother left us destitute and by destitute i mean we only get to retain two of our Servants when we go live in a beautiful two story, stone house with a garden and farmland and caring if overbearing neighbors and it’s so sad bc despite attending balls I know I have no dowry so I’ll probably just have to marry for love ONLY instead of for love AND wealth as originally planned but little do I know in one month I’m going to marry rich anyway thank GOD life was getting hard having only two (2) servants : (
me: *goes for a walk by our wealthy young single neighbor’s house which by all rights is a Palace* oh no, I think it may rain……. *catches the cold in the rain and faints*
the neighbor, out on one of his brooding mid-rain horseback jaunts: >: O *picks me up and carries me into his home and insists to my family I shouldn’t be moved from his bed until I am well*
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.
Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer? Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over? Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.
kevin spaceys new movie only made $126. like. i read the headline and thought it meant $126 million or something but literally it made one hundred and twenty six dollars and i have to laugh
hey fun fact bc I got cpr certified today for teaching. the whole “do chest compressions to staying alive” is outdated as it’s 100bpm and it has to be 120bpm. however u kno what u SHOULD do cpr to? the imperial march
This is important, if inappropriately hilarious, information
