Silver Tongue

Aug 20

deadmomjokes:

mooncustafer:

procrasimnation:

procrasimnation:

I’m watching Doomsday Preppers. These people have an unbelievably bleak view of humanity, like, I’m just saying my family survived the complete disintegration of Lebanese civil society without shanking their neighbours for water or stockpiling hand grenades.

If your reaction to a foreseen future economic collapse is to set traps and stockpile guns to kill your neighbours who want some of your huge food stock, you are broken and I have no idea how to fix you.

^^^ The ability to cooperate with others is an evolutionary advantage 

My husband and I used to think we were “preppers,” until we discovered that for most people, “prepping” means hoarding guns and ammo and bear traps and nonsense like that, and planning to turn on other survivors in the event of some society-destroying cataclysm. And here we were geeking out about woodworking and first aid and sustainable edibles foraging and water purification and subsistence farming and how best to set up an agrarian community to maximize square footage.

Turns out we’re just prepared solarpunks. I think I’m fine with that. Miss me with the toxic, gun-crazy, neighbor-hating Prepper culture and join me in my garden of native wild edibles.

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Metagaming the right way

yourplayersaidwhat:

We were in a fight and one of the party (A) asked another (B) if he needed healing. The DM want him to ask in character.

A (OOC): Hey (B), what’s your maximum hit points?

B (OOC): 42, why?

A (IC): Hey, dumbass?! On a scale from 1-42, how good of shape are you in right now?

*the DM loses it*

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THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SAME WAY AFTER HOMESTUCK

tansynge:

strangelingincarnate:

blood-covered-rose:

awwesomeshit:

adorabloodthirsty69:

thesouppeople:

iambecomebrody:

monobeargrylls:

sakuramodern:

adorabloodthirsty69:

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you think?;u;also i think you forgot

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don’t forget the best one

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forget something

Oh god you guys made it better.

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Got a few more

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What the fuck is homestuck

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dirovinare:

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

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scarybabe:
“ cursebook:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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10 of Pentz came thruuu ”
Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .
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hope all my...

scarybabe:

cursebook:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

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slytherinvalues:

dayoldblacktreacle:

borbamena:

borbamena:

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

how could you leave out “nice going, Ron”

and “what the fuck is up kyle”

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thatsonofamitch:

This… is a bucket.

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GOD.
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thatsonofamitch:

There’s more.

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