Silver Tongue

Aug 20

(Vriska) has always been my favourite iteration of the character

wierdrocks:

killerkitty707:

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

“for your training, you must yoink this ball before i yeet it”

(via taffybuns)

originalspec:

kapreo time!!! if u havent read @cataclysmalbound yet i highly recommend it !

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(via capriinae)

Woke Giant, retro political art for third century America

mostlysignssomeportents:

Over at Woke Giant you’ll find some seriously cool, retro-styled “political art for third century America.” Don’t miss the downloadable protest signs!

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/16/woke-giant-retro-political-ar.html

(via dies-first)

kingcheddarxvii:

super-massive-asshole:

kingcheddarxvii:

judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?

my horse Mayo: *neighs*

What the fuck?

well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am

(via dies-first)

awfulpigeon:

mydadownsgoogle:

nilihismus:

perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear:

Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update we’ve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!

for the people for whom it doesn’t work

(via dies-first)

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

im watching peter rabbit and peter rabbit fuckin sucks and mr mcgregor is the victim

i dont give a shit if the rabbits are snappy and funny and charming theyre fucking stealing from this dudes garden. theyre rabbits. fuck those dickheads. theyre the worst.

o yeah us farmers are just biased we should let all the vermin and insects eat ur food

enjoy your 300% price increase on all produce u fucks

(via mbulteau)

rabbitsfeet:

Hamlet discourse:

“Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

(via mbulteau)

newtgeiszler:

wayneradiotv:

guillermo del toro’s little brother

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

(via mbulteau)