Silver Tongue

Aug 18

sorry not sorry

arcano-cosplay:

phdna:

loveisforscorpions:

Norse mythology is the best Thor crack fic prompt generator

o boy this is back :D

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what if earths food is extremely strong in taste. Like if alien food is blander than British potatoes. Like most aliens use shit like peppers as poison because of how acidic is. like if aliens complain that earths water is too  grainy

your-local-birb:

this is a callout post for myself

what about making AUs for stories that youve yet to write?

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firebirdeternal:

skyao-skyao:

Way more accurate D&D Alignments

This is absolutely the alternate alignment spectrum used by some players

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thotlalonde:

why does this game have to glitch like…that

computer not powerful enough to render everything flawlessly. Maybe turn down render distance?

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consultingdoctorwholock:

Giant monster:

*rises from the mediterranean sea*

Meryl Streep, putting on sunglasses:

Mamma Mia…

*cocks shotgun*

Here we go again

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Website Promised Free Anti-Antifa Shirts. Alt-Right Signed Up. It Was a Trap. -

tinyrats:

antifainternational:

Outwitting “the master race.” 

im fucking screaming

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newtgeiszler:

zonerbonerz:

The fact that this is just a casual tweet he felt we needed to be updated on is proof that we’ve somehow ended up in an alternate timeline run by a trio of chaotic West-Virginian trickster gods

justin mcelroy is toeing the line between 20something millennial humor and 40 year old dad stand up comedian

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Anonymous asked: Which Homestuck weapons are (aesthetically) the best and the worst?

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

you wanna fucking go

BEST:

god. i want to have sex with this chainsaw. will that result in my death? yes. am i willing to die for fashion? yes.

honorable mention:

honestly this really vibes w/ me? i really love sord tho for a lot of personal reasons

WORST:

CRAB HAND FEELS BAD TO LOOK AT. DONT LIKE. KARKAT MAKES IT SLIGHTLY BETTER BUT DONT LIKE IT

OBJECTION

Fancy santa