Silver Tongue

Aug 18

silver-tongues-blog asked: in your opinion, whats the best outfit and worst outfit in homestuck

best:
this??? is so great. truly the best outfit in homestuck.
runner up:
slay, queen. slay.
WORST OUTFIT, RUNNER UP:
there’s butch (fashionable. good. kind) and then theres whatever the FUCK roxy is wearing
like…bitch….khakis? really roxy? you became a literal goddess and decided to wear A NAVY BLAZER and fucking KHAKIS? wow. disgusting. fucking horrible.
the worst outfit in homestuck: the real one
listen. im a homestuck scholar. ive studied the ways. and i can say, with fucking confidence, that the worst outfit in homestuck was worn by none other than THIS BITCH
oh my god. look at this. what did u do, tuck a fucking sack into another, smaller sack. that isnt fashion kanaya. and ur lipstick? whats that a slow fade? shitty lip gloss? do u really think green is going to pull attention away from ur godawful pink burlap sack tucked into another fucking sack? being body positive is one thing but this will never look good on anyone. kanaya u have failed us.

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chefpyro:

Who wants to become a demon lord with me, I just got a sweet deal from a magic talking evil book

does it come with a health insurance policy that covers dental?

randomitemdrop:

Item: portal to the Elemental Plane of Water

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stellateart:

‪I love Pearls. Such beautiful,elegant and loyal gems. ‬

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sirvanspain93:

Originally posted by nina-rosa-draw
It is with a heavy heart that I have to announce my sister Ashley (owner of the character Libby) has passed away today from internal bleeding. She has been a victim for most of her adult life; she was heavily abused by her ex, she was forced in hiding and had to hide from said ex-husband as well as a strict family, and she had to move to another state, leaving everything she ever knew
She made a wonderful group of friends here on tumblr and Skype including @askknightstar, @twixie-answers-mod, and many more. Unfortunately we must keep her identity anonymous due to legal issues but we will definitely write well wishes on a large card for her funeral on the 24th

chimericmacandcheese:

deadass painted two floppy discs i found
am i v a p o r w a v e yet
done with two floppy discs, sticker paper, and gold/silver acrylic paint

That yellow ones sticker is solitaire decks

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lytefoot:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:
bethboxin:
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
New best reply.

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