today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf
Gramps who we all know is link from LTTP in LBW and that hes 80 according to rumor guy. so since he was 16 when he defeated ganon and 80 in link between worlds, its a 64 year gap
64 years later
Therefor, forever is 64 years.
But hey, thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY
That means Zelda’s mother was the Zelda who was saved by Gramps! He got to live long enough to see another Hero save another Princess!
or her grandmother was the one who was saved twice by gramps. Also, it would mean that irenes grandmother is probably maple from the oracle games and impa is the same impa
So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?
Yes.
Why shouldn’t their be billionaires? That makes no sense.
Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm. That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.
Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation aren’t even feasible.
The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. What’s the point of starting a business if you can’t become wealthy?
There is a very real difference between “reasonably wealthy” and A BILLIONAIRE
No one is saying you shouldn’t have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.
I’ll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think it’s because they can’t actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.
Seriously.
Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.
It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.
you’re telling me that kravitz ‘work accent’ lastname wouldn’t use his skeleform for pranks? straight up goofs? imagine the possibilities. when taakos delicious smelling dinner is taking too long and he wanders into the kitchen, full-on skello, like “babe I’m so hungry I’m dying… you’re literally killing your husband, please”. what a raw fucking party trick, eating your food by putting it in your rib cavity then quickly transforming back. I can’t stop thinking about kravitz standing at the door, watching taako go to work and slowly going bones as ‘can’t live without you’ plays in the bg. I love this fucking nerd.
BUREAU OF BALANCE — HUMAN RESOURCES: COMPLAINT FORM
COMPLAINANT: Taako, You Know, From TV
PERSON(S) INVOLVED IN COMPLAINT: Fucking Magnus Fucking Burnsides and Merle Fucking Hitower Highchurch
SUBJECT OF COMPLAINT: Wash even one goddamn thing you absolute animals. I swear to Pan, the dishes have developed their own distinct biome. I stepped on a pile of clothes yesterday and they squished.
DAMAGES CAUSED: A pair of perfectly good socks, 3d10 psychic damage, countless items I have foolishly put down assuming they wouldn’t be ABSORBED by the ORGANIC MATTER covering every surface of the common room!!!!!
ACTIONS TAKEN: I don’t think this is strictly an HR matter, Taako. Last week you filed a report because Merle ate your chips. Yesterday was because Magnus didn’t take out the trash. Please stop filing these, and maybe try speaking to them. –Brad
BUREAU OF BALANCE — HUMAN RESOURCES: COMPLAINT FORM
COMPLAINANT: Taako, You Know, From TV
PERSON(S) INVOLVED IN COMPLAINT: Brad Bradson, useless employee
