why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him
It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still
lil hal is an autoresponder,built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one
always remember to force-quit Discord when your computer’s hooked up to a projector screen or someone WILL send you ‘mccree’s sweaty, filthy cock’ in the middle of your presentation on racial segregation
In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.
This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story
the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad
heres how it plays out. he calmly gives good critiques and you follow it because you want to make good food for your girlfriend and her family. he helps you with your cooking and when you follow his advice it turns out the best food youve ever made. theres no yelling because youre not arguing with him or trying to tell him that hes wrong in a field hes a professional in.
