Silver Tongue

Nov 18

[video]

brynhild:

dirkscourses:

zyzix:

dirkscourses:

why do people write “bad at communicating” as jake’s main trait like dirk didn’t literally create a robot to talk to his friends for him

It’s more like he created a program to talk to himself and it goes and talks to his friends for him anyway, but., still

lil hal is an autoresponder, built to imitate dirk to his friends when dirk is predisposed. dirk argues with him because he’s dirk and he’d start a fist fight with a mirror if he accidentally sneered into one

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Originally posted by dsblackmetal

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Nov 17

[video]

sneakyfeets:

always remember to force-quit Discord when your computer’s hooked up to a projector screen or someone WILL send you ‘mccree’s sweaty, filthy cock’ in the middle of your presentation on racial segregation

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weavemama:
“EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 EDUCATION 👏🏾 THAT’S 👏🏾 AFFORDABLE
”

weavemama:

EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 EDUCATION 👏🏾 THAT’S 👏🏾 AFFORDABLE

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rolodextra:

ardentiluxtenebris:

writing-prompt-s:

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

heres how it plays out. he calmly gives good critiques and you follow it because you want to make good food for your girlfriend and her family. he helps you with your cooking and when you follow his advice it turns out the best food youve ever made. theres no yelling because youre not arguing with him or trying to tell him that hes wrong in a field hes a professional in.

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hustlerose:
“pants cat
”
@chess-and-snickers

hustlerose:

pants cat

@chess-and-snickers

(via revscarecrow)

scarcity-of-cats:
“ elionking:
“ badgyal-k:
“ protectblkwomen:
“Its either or around here.
”
Those are sprinkles…. I’ve never heard the term jimmies.
”
Lol it’s sprinkles because you sprinkle them on your ice cream. You don’t Jimmy them on your ice...

scarcity-of-cats:

elionking:

badgyal-k:

protectblkwomen:

Its either or around here.

Those are sprinkles…. I’ve never heard the term jimmies.

Lol it’s sprinkles because you sprinkle them on your ice cream. You don’t Jimmy them on your ice cream

Only time I heard them referred to as jimmies was on Codename: Kids Next Door

They’re fucking jimmies

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