Silver Tongue

Aug 15

silver-tongues-blog:

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Back story, my managers name is Alexa and she was in charge of the music. She’s also the one who left the soap running so she played despacito while I cleaned

shromo:

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

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This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

tomatomagica:

cher-ub:

cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?

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remanedur:

snarthurt:

cdi-screens:

Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

so much history in these halls

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Another Nat 20 Story

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We came across a group of goblins, and after fighting them a while, our rogue ran out of arrows.

Rogue: “I fire my shortsword!”

DM: “I’m sorry, what?”

Rogue: “I’m gonna fire it like an arrow with my shortbow!”

DM: “This is stupid, but fine. Roll for it.”

Rogue: “I got a 20!”

DM: “Wait, is the goblin– it’s dead now, I guess.”

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annevbonny:

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annevbonny:

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

i am SCREAMING

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spintowin:

writing-prompt-s:

You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur. Each generation or so, warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield. Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that’s been collecting dust. You hear it call to you.

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