Silver Tongue

Nov 17

peachsnakes: “new political compass go ”

peachsnakes:

new political compass go

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trainthief:

technically i had parents but in a realer sense dragonology and egyptology raised me and wizardology was my cool uncle who let me play with his knife 

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communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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forte8910:

raetherandom:

Why the fuck are his ARMS in a magic chest? 

HOW DID HE OPEN THE MAGIC CHEST WITH NO ARMS.  

There are few things more beautiful than witnessing the birth of a Homestuck.

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loversupreme:

yg-ou:

loversupreme:

Just a PSA for all you numbskulls

The chicken potstickers at cheesecake factory are da bomb dot com and I can’t stop thinking about them

just a question…… why do they sell chicken potstickers at a factory where they make cheesecake…….

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Next question

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dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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mediocrepresident: “ birdwithteeth: “Today is a very important day ” Happy birthday Danny ”

mediocrepresident:

birdwithteeth:

Today is a very important day

Happy birthday Danny

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