Silver Tongue

Aug 14

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

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what if kanayas quirk isnt actually capitalizing every word, but instead shes just saying the comedic long titles to troll movies the entire time

exceptionalcelestial:

mens-rights-activia:
Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns
why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

guns are heavy and would stunt his growth

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voidbattlemage:

weedle-testaburger:
thescotchinthenorth:
arthicat:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.
Can someone explain this to me?
They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.
Basically, ask why they like it. If they like it because they think it’s well-written and made, you’re probably good. But if they want to be like Walter White, or Tyler Durden, or Rick Sanchez, or Alex DeLarge, or Holden Caulfield: yeah, RUN.
Finally I can reblog this post.

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gwynndolin:

i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, it’s just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky

You could always start rumors that he’s Banksy caught on camera

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physticuffs:

fartgallery:
me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive
everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

Schrodinger may or may not be spinning in his grave

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gipsiidanger:

aviculor:
westbor0baptistchurch:
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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frenchifries:

letslearntofly:
perchu:
otterscallops:
waxscoralpants:
Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.
also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away
You guys are forgetting the best part
animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!
animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

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