Silver Tongue

Aug 13

transpeter:

okay peter going “oh you’re using your made up name” to doctor strange isn’t just funny because peter is awkward it’s funny bc, no, doctor strange is really a doctor and his last name really is ‘strange’ and he had a random teenager in a spider-suit invalidate all of that and go “that’s clearly silly and fake”

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milly-dean:
“Shiny ✨
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milly-dean:

Shiny ✨

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officialloislane:

I know Black Mask can genuinely be an intimidating villain (which I hope he is for the Birds of Prey movie) but the #1 version of him that I’ll always love is him in Under the Red Hood when he just has one banger line of dialogue after another. Also his beady little eyes are so fricken funny.

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the way he interacts with everyone is gold

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penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Lucretia had definitely had taako’s elderflower macarons before the candlenights episode like they’re one of his signature recipes and she had loved them for 100 years 

BUT she also knew that they were his own, secret recipe that no-one else knew so she was like ‘hmm ok if i eat one i have to be sure to react like i’ve never had one of my favourite macarons before, if he thinks i’ve had them before he’ll get suspicious, ok Lucretia just… act… natural’ 

& long story short that’s why ‘hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie’

Lucretia, mentally: nailed it

Taako: haha the whole recipe is in my book!!

Lucretia: …

Lucretia: this pretense has been wholly unnecessary 

*later*

Lucretia: *leafing through a newly purchased copy of taako’s cookbook trying to commit to memory which of his recipes she can and cannot admit familiarity with* okay okay okay this is fine okay

*still later*

Lucretia, sweating: *pointing at recipe for a dish taako made almost every week on the starblaster* hey taako… this looks… good… could you make it??

Taako, drinking a milkshake, only half listening: do i look like i work for free

Magnus: why don’t you just make it yourself there’s instructions right there

Lucretia: um

Taako: the director’s a terrible cook

Lucretia, panicking: how do you… know that..

Taako: i can smell it on you

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p666t:
“how to do backgrounds: uhhhh i dont know bullshit it
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p666t:

how to do backgrounds: uhhhh i dont know bullshit it

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the-thb-tbh:

it must suck having a sexual relationship as a member of the bureau of balance because either you gotta use a spell slot/components on a contraceptive spell or you gotta go get condoms at the fantasy costco and have garfield going SO WHO YOU BANGIN HUH real loud

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liberalsarecool:
“ No other country in the world forces millions of its citizens to start GoFundMe campaigns for medical bills.
While we are a rich country, we have conservatives that are morally destitute.
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liberalsarecool:

No other country in the world forces millions of its citizens to start GoFundMe campaigns for medical bills.

While we are a rich country, we have conservatives that are morally destitute.

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femoids:

femoids:

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Another epic fail for the free market

Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down,

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