Silver Tongue

Aug 11

boazpriestly:
lunarquakes:
people talk a lot about keanu reeves or whoever never aging but stay quiet on lucy liu who at the age of 49 genuinely does not look a day over 28
Everyone’s staying quiet out a deep seated, rightfully placed fear of Lucy Liu
Originally posted by begavet

keanu is the kind of immortal who jokes about his immortality to make it seem implausible as a way of keeping it secret. Lucy Liu is the kind of immortal who would make sure those who suspect her immortality disappear.

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If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck fandom reblog this now.

terminallymakara:

foxrieran:
stxrsstillfade:
xenotechnian:
greatestgamer:
homestuckisautistic:
3ridan:
apchondych:
prankster-extraordinaire:
3ridan:
everything will be explained later
watch it be a death trap.
In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.
Once downloaded it autoruns.
“Now Installing Sburb.”
Man im not willing to take the risk that i DONT get a copy of the game that will end my life one way or another
But do you want god powers?
Think of it like this, secret people have already reblogged, if it really is SBURB (which I doubt) then the worlds fucked as-is
I AM NOT SMALL PART. I AM LARGE PART.
I’ve sold my soul to Hussie, I b r e a t h e homestuck
Homestuck is infused into my DNA. All of my actions are determined by Hussie himself.

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

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trashboat:

color-blinder:
I’m terrified of what the original image might be
that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

(via newbarrk)