Silver Tongue

Nov 14

2 b fair calliope (the cherub) probably does do a lot of weird shit when she thinks roxy is sleeping so i’m going to make a Sick Hot List
Weird Shit Calliope Does When She Thinks Her Wife, Roxy Lalonde, Is Asleep
1) eats raw meat naked in the bathtub
2) watches reruns of the carapacian edition of Desperate Housewives
3) orders shit online, forgets about it, and then has it arrive with cute little notes written by an extremely sleep deprived version of her past self
4) licks her eyes
5) gently places her freaky but beautiful reptilian hand on roxy’s face and strokes her hair
6) does the dishes
—and More, probably

she probably polishes her head while roxy sleeps

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6ark:

rosey

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toytowns:

badcharacterdesign:
neilnevins:
If you fucks touch a single hair on his head…
theyre gonna give the goombas buttholes
please god let it be on par w/ wreck it ralph or the lego movie

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Anonymous asked: What ship caused that stupid anon to do that?

aeritus:

Oh these two cutsie dorks (wich I adore) from Homestuck.

If you’re not familiar with the mess that Homestuck is,
we discover that these two are somehow related via ectobiology in Act 4 (of 7).
That’s why it’s incest.

Basically when they said they were related I went “fuck you I’ll keep shipping them” 3 years ago and I’m still here.
And people hate me for that apparently but whatever U_U

and people conviniently forget that other characters like vriska and terezi or eridan and feferi are related.

hawfstuff:

trilllizard420:
nukachemistry:
dungeons and dragons
expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc
reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms
The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue
obligatory

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