look it’s a well known matter of fact that each and every single boy in homestuck is a weenie baby when it comes down to it
open your eyes people! they’re all weenies! your fave could never and i know it hurts but you just need to accept and understand that they absolutely have not and never will match even a fourth of the tenacity literally any other homestuck girl has in their right pinkies alone
“Not even Dirk?” is what I’d ask if I didn’t know better.
dirk “im going to dissipate into a cloud of pixels due to my sheer manpain” strider is one of the biggest weenies of them all
What about Kurloz? He is quite more manipulative than numerous of the females, with intimidation factors that rank higher than some females.
Also he has attractive aspects to add in.
kurloz is manipulative in the “mind control to the point where no memories are retained, using my girlfriend to do my bidding” and “suspiciously was the only person to witness a once brilliant individual get brain damaged so badly that they couldn’t fully function any longer in society let alone as a friend” sense. not to mention “is part of a murdercult and knowingly assists someone into becoming their own god and then fucking shit up (gamzee)”. and yeah that would be so interesting if he was actually developed past “spooky pawn with chucklevoodoos” as far as his character arc goes.
read: he’s not a weenie. he’s next level undercooked hotdog boy. this guy is still pig intestines waiting to be seasoned. he is the cheap, mass produced generic soy/corn blend that the pig ate before its inevitable slaughter.
the only guys in homestuck who arent a weenie is hearts boxcar and sawbuck
this is summoner slander, Summoner is a good boy
Summoner was a mega weenie who couldnt deal with alternia so he fuckin ran to the forest and lived like peter pan
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They convene.
The Secret Counsel.
the elder gods in mortal form
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Soon..
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look it’s a well known matter of fact that each and every single boy in homestuck is a weenie baby when it comes down to it
open your eyes people! they’re all weenies! your fave could never and i know it hurts but you just need to accept and understand that they absolutely have not and never will match even a fourth of the tenacity literally any other homestuck girl has in their right pinkies alone
“Not even Dirk?” is what I’d ask if I didn’t know better.
dirk “im going to dissipate into a cloud of pixels due to my sheer manpain” strider is one of the biggest weenies of them all
What about Kurloz? He is quite more manipulative than numerous of the females, with intimidation factors that rank higher than some females.
Also he has attractive aspects to add in.
kurloz is manipulative in the “mind control to the point where no memories are retained, using my girlfriend to do my bidding” and “suspiciously was the only person to witness a once brilliant individual get brain damaged so badly that they couldn’t fully function any longer in society let alone as a friend” sense. not to mention “is part of a murdercult and knowingly assists someone into becoming their own god and then fucking shit up (gamzee)”. and yeah that would be so interesting if he was actually developed past “spooky pawn with chucklevoodoos” as far as his character arc goes.
read: he’s not a weenie. he’s next level undercooked hotdog boy. this guy is still pig intestines waiting to be seasoned. he is the cheap, mass produced generic soy/corn blend that the pig ate before its inevitable slaughter.
the only guys in homestuck who arent a weenie is hearts boxcar and sawbuck
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rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy
As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain
okay but to be fair, faking hauntings to make housing more affordable isnt a villainous thing to do
i mean i guess it kinda is in a robin hood sort of way
The scooby doo villains were doing shit to scare off people for evil such as major corporations driving away business for mom and pop stores so theres no compitition or driving away a family so they can steal the gold in the chimney
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*taako calls the raven queen*
“Hey mom, can kravitz come over and play?”
*lup cackling in the background and barry doing a spit take*
rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy
As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain
okay but to be fair, faking hauntings to make housing more affordable isnt a villainous thing to do
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