Silver Tongue

Aug 07

shiftythrifting:

The Honesty Bunny has seen your soul and knows your sins.

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orcoftheday:

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this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker

this is him and i guarantee you he’s not even dead

HE’S NOT DEAD

i cut off both of his arms and his leg again if he comes back im going to fucking scream

THE FINAL BATTLE

WE BOTH GOT BLOWN UP BY THE NAZGUL’S DRAGON

MAY HE REST IN PEACE

This post is a Classic so Today’s Orc of the Day is: Stakuga the Taunter/the Unkillable

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notlostonanadventure:

yes-sica:

team0player0:

shock:

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

This one? @team0player0

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

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lisa-franck:

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aurorabrorealis:

rimcg:

This looks like a group of people about to fall into an alternate reality to have some adventures

Left4Dead 3 (2017)

This is how modern setting DND campaigns start

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whiskeywhitemage:

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moisok20:

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

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Anonymous asked: What would happen if Feferi tried to be a goth?

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

“try” have u seen feferi. she’s goth by nature and is a cool goth….born goth…evidence:

1) has a really fucked up beginning

2) still remains positive despite how warped things are

and those are 2 of the key traits of being goth. its not about all black or being dramatic, babey. its whats inside that counts

she was literally raised by a horrorterror that was placed on the planet by a horrible demon. Shes goth levels that rose wishes she could achieve

mother-teresa-with-a-dick:

voidbat:

mishasassbutt:

mishasassbutt:

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

a shitpost became a teachable moment

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hustlerose:

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

in addition to different colours we should also talk in distinct internet accents. Like the shouty person should be all caps and the nerd should speak l33t

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